Male or Female

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Masculine Traits:

[x] You are male (duh.)
[ ] You would prefer being male.
[] You don't wear makeup 
[/] You love sports. 
[/] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (very rarely now.)
[] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc. 
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (sailor. im still a ninja)
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books (action all the way.)
[] You like violent music. 
[/] You don't care how you smell. 
[] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic. (most of the time
[/] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc. (i speak fishing.)
[] You like baggy clothes.
[] You like a well tailored suit. 
[] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs. (boxers, german shepards, and rotwilers)
[/] Fedoras are cool.
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[] You sit with your legs apart. 
[/] You don't understand women 
[] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. (bitch come at me.)
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect. (guns and katanas)
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (always)
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[/] You have facial/chest hair.
[] You aren't ashamed of your bromance. (i have none)
Total: 

Feminine Traits: 12.5

[] You are female.
[x] You would prefer being female. (isnt it obvious?)
[] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[] You wish you were thinner. 
[x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. 
[/] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. 
[] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. 
[] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child. 
[] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. 
[x] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. 
[] You look up to female role-models.
[] You can relate to other women. 
[x] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. (shopping... i work at a walmart.)
[] You like cute clothes. 
[] You love a nicely laced corset. 
[/] You love to dye your hair. (i want to)
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (VANILLA!!!!)
[/] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches. 
[x] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. 
[x] You cross your legs and have good posture. 
[/] The male brain is a mystery. (i cant understand my brain half the time)
[/] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (sometimes.... you can tell when im pissed.)
[/] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.  
[x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (not looks but skill sets.)
[] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[/] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. (a good shower.)
[] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. 
[x] You love cute little animals. (boxer pups... gets me every time.)
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. (i'd say three is a lot to me.)
Total: 13.5


well now..... so umm... i guess im more of a girl.... ok.

stolen from SeafoamAura and yeah...</b>
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GenoRiolu's avatar
(i don't expect anyone to care about me but ...
male 14.5; am and always will be, n-no makeup ... it stains, FOOTBALL! ... i don't play it so .5, "cake or death", ninja, action movies, my evolution is a big dog ... right but i do like red foxes, it works=it's fine, i'm somewhat canine so *scratches behind ear with foot* you see me do it ... i don't care, i don't cry ... in public, tick me off and it will be the last thing you do, claws + aura sword, fur ... all i can say.

female 4; animal crossing, meditation requires good posture, you'll know when i'm ticked, i am cute but i do like cats.)